Smut Manor's Webmaster Resources


Wanna do that linky thing? Email me and let's get it on!

 

Inexpensive Promotional Design

My coding skills are laughable, my business acumen could probably be unfavorably compared to that of a seven year old managing his first lemonade stand, and my initial reaction to any hardware malfunction on my PC is generally to plug my guitar into the little amp beside my desk, bang out a couple verses of the Pixies' "Wave of Mutilation", and then call a friend who actually knows what some of those little doodads inside the computer-tower-box-thingy are. However, I can cook up some pretty cool-ass graphics in Photoshop. If you need some banners, graphics for your site, or anything of that nature, have a look here. I'm priced to move and devilishly handsome! Check out my "Smut Manor's Budget Banners" page right here.


Tutorial

I've got some basic instructions for using the batch processing function in Macromedia's Fireworks to optimize images for posting on the web, and one for using Dreamweaver and Fireworks to automate the gallery building process. Let me know if they're helpful to you, and I'll do some more!

Batch Processing
Gallery Building Automation

Content

I get much of my content from a European provider called Skan Media. Tons of reasons to buy from this provider, such as:

  • Instant download + Paypal = Easy, easy, easy!
  • Literally hundreds of thousands of pictures covering every niche--sets from 4 or 5 pics to more than a hundred.
  • Support--Thomas has answered every email I've sent and solved any problems quickly and cheerfully.
  • While you can find expensive, higher end content at Skan if that's what you're looking for, you can also, like me, find tons of good, unique content for ten to twenty cents an image!
SKANMEDIA--Check it out!


Sponsors

Obviously, if you've looked at this site at all, I've had the most luck with the mature niche.
These sponsors have done well for me. I'm always looking for good new sponsors, so check back for updates.

PussyCash These guys have several types of sites--dating, six dollar premium, cam sites, etc. I'd not had much luck with dating sites, but their Milf4U.com site has converted at 1:96 for me so far this month (5/20/04)--that's three conversions out of 288 hits for $96! Plus, you get an additional 10% of your sales in points you can use for their sex chat cams--a sweet little bonus!
MaturePorn.com is one of the largest and oldest mature sites on the web--and, with Vixen Vets and Teacher Fantasies, you've got 3 mature sites to promote. Nancy (Gramma) has been working the premium mature niche since the early days of internet porn. She knows what she's doing, and is utterly generous with her time and advice--never pass up the chance to learn from people who are successful in this business!
$1 trial memberships that pay $25 per sign-up, and four mature sites.
Mature dating site that has a free trial (you get $25) or a $9.98 membership (you get $30).
Adult Cashier They've got four mature sites to promote, and an absolutely staggering amount of free promotional material for you--movies, pictures, and hosted galleries out the ass! Take a look on my sponsored galleries page--The Mature Porn, The Mature Hardcore, The Mature Movies, and The Mature Adulteress are all Adult Cashier sites.


Hosting

Site Valley I've gone through three paid hosts so far in the year and a half that I've been doing this--overpriced, lack of support, various reasons have made none of them ideal. I just signed up with Site Valley, and they transferred my sites for me, answered all my emails within, literally, minutes, and have taken care of everything better than I had hoped. Plus, they cost about one third what my last host cost. If you're looking for a host, try these guys.


Webmaster Boards

Greenguy&Jim You've probably discovered that there are a ton of boards for adult webmasters out there. If you've spent any time reading the posts, you've probably also discovered that many of them are rife with flame sessions, weird tangents, and, um, urination competitions. Which is fine, if that's what you're looking for. But if you're looking for a place to get real questions answered honestly, helpfully, and with a minimum of bullshit and attitude, go to Greenguy&Jim. It will be one of the best things you do for your adult webmastering career. I'm not going to try and convince you--just check out some of the very prominent names of frequent posters. This is where you want to be hanging out, getting yourself known, and learning what the hell you should be doing!


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